Watermelon

Official Start Time: 10:30 p.m.
Date: 7/15/09
Official End Time: 11:00 p.m.

Today I undertook a new level accomplish as me and nature became one and I reconnected with my “savage” roots. Today I cut a watermelon.

Ok, this accomplishment might not be that amazing or adventurous but it definitely was a unique experience. Usually, I don’t get the pleasure of cutting the watermelon in my house, but since no one had cut it yet and it was about to go bad, I decided to capture the opportunity and finally wrestle with nature.

First, I got a knife that would be big enough to pierce it’s large shell. Then, I grabbed the beast and made the first strike. Blood flew everywhere as internal juices started to seep out from the gory wound that I left. Only a few more cuts were made before I was able to feast on major organs and stand in victory with a knife in one hand, and a carcass in the other.

Ok, maybe that was a bit exaggerated but you get the point.

Sincerely, Hector Guzman
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